WHEN A NEW CHARACTER GETS INTRODUCED IN A BOOK
THEN THEY DIE 2-3 PAGES LATER
when you think you did well in the exam
then you know you’ve got a bad grade
making a new friend
introducing them to one of your other friends and then eventually becoming the third wheel
when you like a post
when you dislike it
when you like a new TV show
but then it gets cancelled
My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.
Oh my GOD.
Extreme dad jokes.
excuse me as i ruin something in my head before it has a chance to happen